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Title: What a Thing to Misplace
Author: GenerallyHuxurious
Canon: Star Wars - the Sequel Trilogy
Pairing: Kylo Ren/Armitage Hux
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 3,629
Summary: Kylo Ren wanted to become one with the Dark Side. So he used the Force to literally remove carnal distractions from his life. Meanwhile Hux finds a very realistic, very responsive, dildo hidden in a closet. Of course General Armitage “Sex Toy Connoisseur” Hux puts it to good use.
Recommendation: This is so much ridiculous crack, I’m almost ashamed of myself. Well, not really ‘cause it’s so damn funny.